The Full Catalog
Twenty remedies. Zero efficacy.
20 products
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Personal CareMAGA Dry™Now with 40% fewer rights.$17.76$24.76
New FormulaPersonal CareMAGA SPF -50™Because protection is socialism.$22.76
Reproductive WellnessMAGA Birth Control™Results may vary wildly.$49.76
Four New ShadesPersonal CareMAGA Concealer™Now available in Executive Orange.$34.76
PremiumVision & HearingMAGA Hearing Aids™Hear what you already agreed with.$899.76$1299.76
Vision & HearingMAGA Reading Glasses™Every document agrees with you now.$79.76
Smart HomeMAGA GPS™Recalculating is a sign of weakness.$249.76
UL Listed*Home SafetyMAGA Smoke Detector™The fire is not the story here.$59.76
Reproductive WellnessMAGA Pregnancy Test™A third party is now involved.$29.76
Reproductive WellnessMAGA Plan B™We didn’t think that far ahead.$89.76
Home SafetyMAGA Thermometer™If the temperature is inconvenient, it simply displays “HOAX.”$44.76
Value PackPersonal CareMAGA Fact Wipes™Conveniently removes stubborn facts from any conversation.$14.76
Sleep & MemoryMAGA Memory Foam™Contours to your position. Then forgets it.$1199.76$1899.76
Coyote TanPersonal CareMAGA Depends™Patriot Tactical Underwear.™$64.76
Personal CareMAGA Mouthwash™Kills 99.9% of nuance.$19.76
Voice EnabledSmart HomeMAGA Alexa™Many people are saying…$129.76
Smart HomeMAGA Weather App™Draw your own forecast.$9.76
Home SafetyMAGA Fire Extinguisher™Somebody did this, and we know who.$74.76
Vision & HearingMAGA Safety Glasses™Compliant in spirit.$39.76
Desk EssentialSmart HomeMAGA Undo™BLAME THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION$199.76
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