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Personal Care

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Bestseller
MDR
Personal CareMAGA Dry™Now with 40% fewer rights.$17.76$24.76
New Formula
MS5
Personal CareMAGA SPF -50™Because protection is socialism.$22.76
Four New Shades
MCO
Personal CareMAGA Concealer™Now available in Executive Orange.$34.76
Value Pack
MFW
Personal CareMAGA Fact Wipes™Conveniently removes stubborn facts from any conversation.$14.76
Coyote Tan
MDE
Personal CareMAGA Depends™Patriot Tactical Underwear.™$64.76
MMO
Personal CareMAGA Mouthwash™Kills 99.9% of nuance.$19.76

Reproductive Wellness

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MBC
Reproductive WellnessMAGA Birth Control™Results may vary wildly.$49.76
MPT
Reproductive WellnessMAGA Pregnancy Test™A third party is now involved.$29.76
MPB
Reproductive WellnessMAGA Plan B™We didn’t think that far ahead.$89.76

Vision & Hearing

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Premium
MHA
Vision & HearingMAGA Hearing Aids™Hear what you already agreed with.$899.76$1299.76
Vision & HearingMAGA Reading Glasses™Every document agrees with you now.$79.76
Vision & HearingMAGA Safety Glasses™Compliant in spirit.$39.76

Home Safety

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UL Listed*
Home SafetyMAGA Smoke Detector™The fire is not the story here.$59.76
MTH
Home SafetyMAGA Thermometer™If the temperature is inconvenient, it simply displays “HOAX.”$44.76
MFE
Home SafetyMAGA Fire Extinguisher™Somebody did this, and we know who.$74.76

Smart Home

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MGP
Smart HomeMAGA GPS™Recalculating is a sign of weakness.$249.76
Voice Enabled
Smart HomeMAGA Alexa™Many people are saying…$129.76
MWA
Smart HomeMAGA Weather App™Draw your own forecast.$9.76
Desk Essential
Smart HomeMAGA Undo™BLAME THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION$199.76

Sleep & Memory

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MMF
Sleep & MemoryMAGA Memory Foam™Contours to your position. Then forgets it.$1199.76$1899.76