★★★★★
“Broke my wrist in March. Opened the bottle and set it myself. It is mostly straight.”
Natural Remedies
MAGA Tough It Out™
Pain reliever, motivational
Maximum strength. Yours, not ours.
Drug-Free
$12.76
Ships in 3–5 business days from a warehouse that does not exist.
Somewhere along the way, Americans were told that pain was a problem to be solved. MAGA Tough It Out™ returns pain to its traditional role as a test of character, and lets you sit the test at home.
One hundred servings of being told to walk it off, in a child-resistant bottle. There are no tablets. The cap comes off, and that is the dose.
ParodyNot for saleNot medical advice
Drug Facts
Active ingredientPurpose
None 0%, Grit (as self-reliance) 100%Pain reliever, motivational
Uses
- Temporarily reframes minor aches and pains as personal failings
- Converts headaches, backaches, and toothaches into lessons
- Removes the stigma of taking something
Warnings
- Do not use if you are in pain. Use instead of being in pain.
- Ask a doctor before use if you have a doctor. Then ask yourself why.
- Pain lasting more than 10 days is a mindset.
- Keep out of reach of children, who will tell you it still hurts.
Directions
- Adults and children 12 years and over: grit teeth as needed.
- Do not exceed one complaint in 24 hours.
- If pain persists, persist harder.
Other information
Store at room temperature. Do not discuss at room temperature.
Questions? There is no number to call. This panel is a parody of the FDA Drug Facts label. Nothing described here exists, and nothing here is medical advice.
Verified* Reviews
*Not verified. Not reviews. Not real people.
★★★★★
“My migraine is still here, but now it respects me.”
★★☆☆☆
“Bottle is empty. Customer service said that is the point and hung up. I respect it. My back still hurts.”
