★★★★★
“Took one and my emails now say SI. Promoted within the week.”
Sleep & Memory
MAGA Super Intelligence™
Cognitive support, renamed
Same formula. Smarter name.
New Name
$99.76
Ships in 3–5 business days from a warehouse that does not exist.
For years this bottle said Artificial Intelligence, and frankly, nobody was impressed. By order of our label department, effective immediately, it says Super Intelligence. Overnight, the product became super.
The formula is unchanged. The bottle is unchanged. You can still see the old label along one edge if you look, and we would encourage you not to look. Sixty capsules.
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Drug Facts
Active ingredientPurpose
Artificial Intelligence 100% (now Super Intelligence)Cognitive support, renamed
Uses
- Increases intelligence by approximately one word
- Supports focus, memory, and the impression of both
- Meets all naming requirements for non-statutory communications
Warnings
- Previous label may show through. Do not read it.
- Statutory definition unchanged.
- Results depend on how you say them.
Directions
- Take one capsule daily and refer to yourself differently.
- Report improvements in all official correspondence.
- If no improvement is noticed, rename the symptoms.
Other information
Formerly MAGA Artificial Intelligence™. Same bottle, same lot, same everything.
Questions? There is no number to call. This panel is a parody of the FDA Drug Facts label. Nothing described here exists, and nothing here is medical advice.
Verified* Reviews
*Not verified. Not reviews. Not real people.
★★★★★
“I do not feel any different, but I am much better described.”
★★☆☆☆
“I can see the old label. It is the same pill.”
