Lake America

MAGA Lake Map™

Navigation, nominal

Every name, corrected.

Ships in 3–5 business days from a warehouse that does not exist.

Cartography has been letting the water name itself for four hundred years. MAGA Lake Map™ ends that. Our 24 in. x 36 in. chart of Lake America arrives fully corrected: every bay, every shoal, every previously agreed-upon label struck through in confident black marker and replaced, effective immediately and retroactively.

The far shoreline is labeled "51st State (Processing)." Depth soundings have been replaced with confidence levels. Compatible with the marker included with MAGA Weather App™.

ParodyNot for saleNot medical advice

Drug Facts

Active ingredientPurpose

One (1) chart, 24 in. x 36 in., corrected throughoutNavigation, nominal

Uses

Renames the fourteenth-largest lake on Earth at no cost to the lake
Shows the border where you feel it should be

Warnings

The lake has not been notified.
Canadian waters begin exactly where this chart says they do not.
Not accepted by harbormasters, the Coast Guard, Canada, or the lake.
Some names on this chart are four hundred years older than the marker.

Directions

Unroll on a flat surface.
Locate yourself. If you disagree with where you are, correct it.
Navigate by conviction. The shoals will yield.

Questions? There is no number to call. This panel is a parody of the FDA Drug Facts label. Nothing described here exists, and nothing here is medical advice.