★★★★★
“Tested it on 400 replies. 400 bots. Unbelievable how many there are.”
Smart Home
MAGA Bot Detector™
Disagreement detection
Every disagreement, identified.
Never Wrong
$69.76
Ships in 3–5 business days from a warehouse that does not exist.
Someone disagrees with you online, and they have a name, a photo, and a point. MAGA Bot Detector™ settles it. Hold the probe to the reply and squeeze the trigger. The needle does the rest, and the needle has never once let us down.
Detects bots, AI, paid actors, foreign accounts, and anyone posting from offshore, which is everywhere you have not been. Works on accounts, photos, polls, and relatives. One meter, one word. A thoughtful gift for the little investigator in your life.
ParodyNot for saleNot medical advice
Drug Facts
Active ingredientPurpose
Confirmation 100%Disagreement detection
Uses
- Identifies bots, AI, paid actors, and offshore accounts by their opinions
- Confirms that a reply you disliked was not written by a person
- Ends arguments without the inconvenience of reading them
Warnings
- The needle does not move. This is a feature.
- Do not point at your own account.
- Accurate in 100% of testing, all of it on replies we disagreed with.
- Do not use on agreement. Nothing will happen and you will be confused.
Directions
- Locate a reply you do not care for.
- Hold probe to screen. Squeeze trigger.
- Post the result as a reply. Do not elaborate.
Other information
Manufactured offshore.
Questions? There is no number to call. This panel is a parody of the FDA Drug Facts label. Nothing described here exists, and nothing here is medical advice.
Verified* Reviews
*Not verified. Not reviews. Not real people.
★★★★★
“Tested it on my sister. Bot. Explains a lot.”
★☆☆☆☆
“Pointed it at my own account by accident and it said BOT. Tried to return it. The return was denied by a bot.”
