★★★★★
“It has said HOAX since June. Best summer of my life.”
Home Safety
MAGA Thermometer™
Selective thermometry
If the temperature is inconvenient, it simply displays “HOAX.”
$44.76
Ships in 3–5 business days from a warehouse that does not exist.
Thermometers have spent two centuries reporting temperatures with no regard for whether anyone wanted to hear them. MAGA Thermometer™ introduces editorial judgment to thermometry.
Readings between 68°F and 74°F display normally. Everything outside that range displays HOAX in a crisp 7-segment font.
ParodyNot for saleNot medical advice
Drug Facts
Active ingredientPurpose
Thermistor, NTC 10k; editorial firmwareSelective thermometry
Uses
- Reports comfortable temperatures accurately
- Reports all other temperatures as HOAX
Warnings
- Not for medical use. A fever of 103°F will display as HOAX.
- Do not use to determine whether food is safe, whether a child is sick, or whether it is safe to go outside.
- Extended HOAX display may indicate an emergency the device is unwilling to acknowledge.
Directions
- Insert 2 AAA batteries.
- Place in any room.
- If display reads HOAX, adjust the room until it does not.
Questions? There is no number to call. This panel is a parody of the FDA Drug Facts label. Nothing described here exists, and nothing here is medical advice.
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