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MAGA Weather App™
Draw your own forecast.
$9.76
Ships in 3–5 business days from a warehouse that does not exist.
The National Hurricane Center produces one cone of uncertainty. MAGA Weather App™ produces yours. Drag, extend, and redraw the projected path over any state you feel strongly about — then share it as an official-looking graphic.
Ships with one (1) black permanent marker for use on printed forecasts, television screens, and the actual map.
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Drug Facts
Active ingredientPurpose
NOAA data feed (overwritable); one (1) permanent markerParticipatory meteorology
Uses
- Extends any storm track in any direction
- Applies an official-looking seal to your personal forecast
Warnings
- Redrawing the cone does not move the storm.
- Do not use to make evacuation decisions, for yourself or anyone downwind of your marker.
- Marker is permanent. So is the screenshot.
Directions
- Open app. Select active storm.
- Drag the cone to your preferred outcome.
- Publish immediately, before the actual forecast updates.
Questions? There is no number to call. This panel is a parody of the FDA Drug Facts label. Nothing described here exists, and nothing here is medical advice.
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